I have to admit until Spencer Pratt announced he is trying to sell a lesbian sex tape starring Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon I had no idea who this chick was. But upon further investigation this Playboy Playmate is ridiculously hot and I am hoping shithead Spencer sells these sex tapes, I can’t wait to see that lesbo action.

This is why I love this chick, every time Shauna Sand goes out in public she wears the smallest bikini top possible to show off those gigantic fake boobs. We have some bonus pictures of Shauna’s dripping wet crotch and oiled up breasts for you. Enjoy!

Beyonce and her miserable prick husband Jay-Z vacationed this weekend in Portoferraio, Italy. I don’t get Jay-Z,  his wife is Braless Beyonce, she is rich beyond belief, hot as lava and this prick never looks happy. Maybe it’s that hard core rap image or some stupid shit I don’t understand. Lighten up Gay-Z

Lady GaGa has unofficially been crowned queen of Twitter surpassing Britney Spears for the title, GaGa With 5,694,865 followers is in a league of her own. GaGa posted this photo of herself with has been’s Gene Simmons and Kiss. Simmons refers to GaGa as the female version of his group Kiss, Gene also said I love the vibe, the big mouth and the big visuals, she is the most exciting thing since us. Looks like Simmons is trying desperately to get on the GaGa money train.

Shakira landed herself in hot water this week while in Barcelona, Spain, the Colombian hottie shook her ass in a public fountain and rode a motor cycle helmetless. Officials are deciding whether Shakira should be fined for her antics, lets be real Shakira is the best thing to shake up spain in a long time, those spaniards should get a grip.

Nice guy that Spencer Pratt, he claims he is hawking multiple sex tapes of himself and Heidi Montag to get this , help her career. Spencer went directly to the top of the porn industry, Vivid Entertainment with his insane $5,000,000 price tag. Spencer said this  ”When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.”