Amazingly hot Salma Hayek was photographed on her way to Madeo last night and the crowd I’m sure was wishing those puppies would blow through her vest. Salma’s huge boobs were doing their best to escape but unfortunately didn’t, maybe next time.

“Keeping up with the Kardashians” got quite weird in the last episode when Kim and Khloe went to get Khloe’s vagina cleaned up. In the video kim tells Khloe “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought,” followed by Khloe asking “What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?” and Kim says “I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina, I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.” and Khloe responds with “I have a nice ass, too.” These are some really demented chicks, hot but demented.

Taylor Swift’s newest music video “Mine” was just released in full length, the hit song is from Taylor’s Speak Now album.

Hollywood pin head Paris Hilton was arrested last night for a controlled substance, and the substance was cocaine. Paris riding shotgun was with boyfriend Cy Waits who was also booked on DUI charges.

Miss Hilton in happier days.

Miley Cyrus after rumors of her break up with Liam Hemsworth is seen in this grainy photo pelvic wrestling with LOL co-star Adam Sevani. LOL is about a troubled teen played by Cyrus who constantly talks about sex, drinks heavily, smokes pot, has lesbian encounters and likes Brazilian waxing. Demi Moore is Miley’s mom in the flick.

Sexy Jessica Alba treated us to a little ass today when a slick photographer snapped some upskirt photo’s.