Who said the only things Michael Phelps could do is swim and eat? Not Me!!!

According to today’s New York Post, Phelps had a threesome with Baltimore strippers this past weekend that lasted three hours. Damn, now that’s some serious stamina! We all knew Michael was in great shape but this was a true test of sexual endurance and DICK POWER… Stripper Theresa White was quoted as saying “Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!”

You go M.P. cause Daily Dirt loves you and you keep up the good work!

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Heidi Klum and husband Seal announced on Oprah Friday they were expecting a baby girl this fall. The German born super model and the Grammy winning Seal have been married since 2005. The couple have two sons and are raising her five year old daughter from a previous relationship with Flavio Briatore.

WoW!!!

Holy F*#ckin Shit! Rihanna naked, takes nude photos of herself. Pretty damn good I must say.

WTF was Chris Brown thinkin’ when he beat the shit out of Her cause she is one great peice of ass.

CLICK HERE for naked pics of Rihanna!

Girls see this pic of Sharon Stone and zero in on her Franken-Boobs. Guys see it and say, MILFalicious!!! It sounds like a song.

Girls say, girls say, Franken-Boobs . . . Guys say, guys say, MILFalicious!!!

What do you think? Maybe Hey Baby by No doubt will help you decide:

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It’s Friday and I had a horrible week at work and will probably get fired, and my girlfriend is sleeping with my best friend. So I’m going to drown my misery with about fifteen beers and ten shots of Jagermeister. Basically, I’m gonna get Tina Louise’d!!!