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Drink up and celebrate Oktoberfest 2009! Word is that it spans the entire month, so pace yourself.

Paint never looked so good
October is here folks and we know lots of you are seeking the sexiest costumes, we thought we could help by giving some ideas. Halloween is on Saturday this year which should add to the outrageous behavior, and we love it.

We heard Britney Spears was looking for new Daisy dukes in Target so we found these hot pics of her in short shorts while shopping. Britney’s looking mighty fine and well nourished in these photos and oh, did I mention she looks hot hot hot!!!

This is a photo spread that Jessica did for Esquire magazine.
The two lovebirds, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were at Chelsea Nightclub Pink Elephant sipping Cristal and getting all banged up. The big time party spot that attracts celebs of all genres is being sued for fraud and mismanagement by Nightlife impresario Joey Morrissey.
Enjoy the nice pantyless pic of Mariah…
(This Film is a Must Watch – It shows the iconic Tank Man in Tiananmen Square)
On Wednesday, September 30th, the lights of the Empire State Building will be red and yellow to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Communist Party rule in China.
Citizens across the United States are bewildered and trying to grasp the situation. Three questions overheard on the streets were: “Is this a teachable moment?” . . . ”Is Communism really such a bad thing?” . . . “How can we stop the rise of the *NeoComs in America?”
*NeoComs: Neo Communists