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On this morning’s program Howard Stern addresses the story in the NY Post about Artie Lange’s attempted suicide.
The story says the comic tried to stab himself to death. It sounded really gruesome. There were reportedly “six hesitation wounds and three deep plunges.”
His mother was the one that supposedly found Artie, too.

As if cheating on his wife wasn’t bad enough now steroids are in the picture for TW.
The life of Tiger Woods seems to be in a tailspin as women have been coming out of the woodwork claiming to have sex with the golf icon.
The latest news on Tiger is that he’s taken Steroids provided by Canadian doctor Anthony Galea who was arrested in October for smuggling human growth hormone (HGH).
What do you think?

With Tiger Woods so busy with who knows how many women, one could only imagine how good this man could actually be at his profession if he were to keep his driver in his pants. We have put together a small collage of Tiger’s alleged women, and in our opinion none of these pinheads are cheat worthy if compared to Tiger’s wife Elin.

OUCH DAMN WIFE
Looks like the Tiger Woods accident gets a little juicier, as we thought in our last Tiger post it has been reported Mr. Woods spoke to a friend on Friday after the accident and stated he and wife Elin Nordegren had been arguing about Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel. Elin then proceeded to assault Tiger scratching his face, Woods then runs for his SUV but Elin gives chase and uses one of Tiger’s irons to break a window, it was originally reported she broke the window to help her beau escape the wreck but now it seems she caused the wreck.
Rachel Uchitel has reportedly hired a lawyer and is considering a law suit against The National Enquirer who first reported the affair with Mr. Woods.