Zac Efron pictured above. Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford below. They have the Man-Lite look

The trend in hot young male stars has been moving from a look that crosses the line below metrosexual toward something that could be called Man-Lite.

If you want to achieve a similar look like Zac, Chase, and Ed, it’s probably best to moisturize and shave your whole body, use your moms sister’s expensive hair conditioner, and try to live like a piece of veal or a calf–so you don’t develop any muscles.

You should also practice looking at your male friends as if you would like to bone them.

If you follow in the footsteps of the sort like Amy Winehouse — where pray tell would she lead you?

Lindsey is very sexy, but she likes to party as hard as Amy Crackhouse.

If she keeps it up, she’ll look just like Amy’s cracked-out sister. Though given the picture below, it looks like she’s well on her way.

Hopefully people will see pictures of Amy and Lindsay and stay the hell away from drugs.

And we all hope the two of them finally stop abusing drugs and alcohol. It has to be soon, because time is running out for them.

After engaging in a little diplomacy, Brazilan butt style, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle head back to the US.

In case you were at the beach, the biggest accomplishment of Barack’s trip was that he managed not to be in a “meaningful” picture with Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.

The President also signed a piece of paper with Russia to do with nuclear arms reduction, but that didn’t compare. Especially because, just like Silvio absent from the picture, China was not involved.

Silvio is very photogenic. See the video below.

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(Picture from Pacificcoastnewsonline.com)

Brooke Hogan’s stylist must work at the Chicken Ranch Brothel.

She should have her own clothing line and call it SLUT. They could do their runway shows on Hollywood Boulevard at 3 in the morning.

If she designed a few tranny outfits, Eddy Murphy would be there lickity split. He’d probably be in the area anyway, either making a crappy film or escorting some young thing somewhere . . . His name is spelled Eddie, I forgot. Didn’t he used to be real funny? When was that??? In the 80’s? 70’s . . . What TV show was he on? Laugh In. It wasn’t Hee-Haw, was it?

Back to Brooke, no one gives a shit crap about Eddie.

You know someone read Ms. Hogan the Hollywood Bible before bedtime, or at least the first page that says – SEX SELLS!!!

Finally, she’s about 1000 times hotter than any of those skinny model bitches that you know reek of cigarettes and vomit. You date one of those girls and you’ll be accused of being a member of NAMBLA. How gross is it when the breastbone is bigger then the t-ts?

Update: Brooke’s thighs are so SAWEEEET! Mmmm! Mmmm!

(From J8Summit.com)

Here’s the picture of the girl, 16 year old Mayara Tavares, that Barack Obama and France’s Nicolas Sarkozy oogled the other day.

Looks like she’ll have a nice scrapbook to show her friends and family regarding her efforts for UNICEF in Brazil.

President Obama was already successful in reducing the world’s stockpiles of nuclear weapons in an agreement made the day before with Russia. Yet just in case her father needed a little help in persuasion, Malia Obama makes a statement as she wears a peace T-shirt.

The Obama’s are in Rome for a three day G8 summit. There is no word if Malia will be attending the meetings with her father.