I would like to first apologize, but I am obligated to post anything with the smurf AKA Snooki. Hopefully you are not eating when you see this nasty nasty Jersey Shore ass.

Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot for Maxim Magazine just prior to her jail stint, at least Blohan was looking into the future trying to earn a buck. In this issue can you believe Blohan talks about her personal motto and to enlighten us all here it is “Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!”

Hey Lindsay maybe next time you look in the mirror you should realize how disgusting you are and straighten up your act, maybe you can start by getting rid of your boyfriend girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Britney Spears always impresses me, I don’t think I’ve ever viewed a picture of Brit without her nipples trying to blow through her shirt. In these pictures taken today Spears is leaving  Starbucks and her nipples are trying to escape, but are going in different directions. Check out Britney’s face in some of the pics, she looks as crazy as those wild nipples. 

Crazy, wild nipples, bald, fat, what ever I still love you Britney, keep up the good work kid. 

All oompa loompa’s should be proud of the queen oompa, yes we are talking about The Jersey Shore’s one and only, Snooki. Voted dumbest but luckiest smurf on the planet Snook was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights N.J. for disorderly conduct. We say luckiest because what else could this idiot do if not being cast in one of the dumbest but most successful shows ever.

Check out this TMZ video of short shit Snooki as she tries to get on a womans bicycle, the Snook is all of three feet tall , maybe next time she should opt for a bike with training wheels. This video was shot just prior to her arrest for disorderly conduct.

Pic courtesy of egotastic.com

Well well well – Check out this leaked picture of pop singer Kesha covered in cum and holding her tits or what appears to look like Ke$ha who just got blasted by Peter North’s money shot.

You just knew this type of scummy publicity would happen to this ugly skank cause if you watch her perform her song Tik Tok live and are close enough to the stage, she reeks of stinky poontang…