(Zhora – Photo by Reuters)

Russian chimpanzee, Zhora, has been sent to rehab by zookeepers. He has a problem with both smoking and drinking beer.

“The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,” reported the Russian news, Pravda.

Given Zhora’s sudden fame, groupies across the globe are jetting over to Russia to f–k him. A few are even hoping for a marriage proposal from the chimp.

On another note–word is that New York Rep. Louise Slaughter was going to use Zhora’s treatment to show how the Russian health care system is better than the one in the United States.

Instead she opted to cite a story about a woman wearing her dead sister’s dentures, because it was even more f–king stuuuuuupid!!! (Just like the health care reforms being pushed by Obama and the Dems, which will destroy the world’s great health care system.)

(Rep. Lousie Slaughter makes a case for Obamacare)

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