What would K-Fed be if he never latched onto Brit’s nipple? I kinda think he was born too soon for his real calling.

In the future, when people like Kim Jong mentally ill rule the world and there is no political correctness, I’m a 1000% certain that K-Fed would be a tackling dummy.

Can’t you just see twelve steroid monsters running full steam at him, while he pissing himself and cries out for his teet, “Britney, waaahhh!!!”

As far as the chick, she’s a bottom feeder by association. Too bad I don’t swim that low cause she’s totally doable.